Here's a buttload of Cool Jerk strips to slake your comic thirst (newest ones up top). The stock will be updated, rotated and manipulated every now and then, so READ EACH ONE, CHESTER or you might miss out!
>> Recent crap here! It's all in Black and White! WARNING! Cartoon of Prophet Mohammed?!? Vexed by eggs! Mailbag! Help the hungry! Chillin' with Trent Reznor! Ancient Chinese secret! iYai-yai! The real Slim Shady! Holy expletive! Messing with the mallrats! Lindsay Lohan vs. Herculoids! Girls' night out! Ted Williams' final appearance! You think YOU'RE scared...?! How did Puppy and Foxie get their names? Another reason the multiplex-experience blows! Armpit vs. Yuri, Salma Hayek and Monica Bellucci! When hair-dos go BAD! Maggot's ultimate caper! Puppy vs. Man Pants! (Pt. 2) Puppy vs. Bad Pants! (Pt. 1) Putting the "low" and "wee" in Halloween! ____________________________________________________________
>> Newish crap here! The whole Gilligan's Island opus! Introducing the worst lifeguard EVER! It's Jane Fonda's nipple! Armpit and Puppy vs. The Force! Dental DAMN! Ozz tribute strip Tying up that old plot thread...! Well, what's YOUR New Year's resolution? iLike! Trick or treat, smell my feet...! Meet Afghan Stan and Anti-Talibany Annie! Three! Three! Three strips in one! Not even close, folks...! Ah-Kan gets nervous! Erin Gray tribute strip! The perils of breast augmentation! Here there be dragons! You ARE the weakest link! Try this with your special pal! Marooned maroons! The First Daughter... revisited! Vote early and often! Lynch Mob's favorite holiday! I can't beeping believe it! (now with audio!) Uberjerk! Psyche repoman! Easter goodness! Wattajerk! Pokeyman! Doc Splatter! The Blonde Weenie Project! Goremonger vs. eBay! Armpit vs. any hot gal you've ever looked at! Battle royale! Warm leatherette! The worst movie ever made! ____________________________________________________________
>> Older crap here! Fashion victim! BONUS! Wattatomato! Cool Jerk defined! (Em)pathetic! Rollerbabe! Puppy vs. outwardly superficial louts! Fried beige tomatos! Meet Anna Nicole Smith! Before everyone loved John Woo...! Another of life's embarrassing moments! Puppy vs. the DMV! Morphin'? Did you mean Morphine? Maggot meets puberty! ____________________________________________________________
>> Ancient crap here! Armpit & Puppy go postal! Puppy's first comic-con! Armpit goes grunge! Has this ever happened to you? Why Annie Lennox and I are so pale! The thong! Armpit vs. unemployment! Going to Hell? Feels like you're being watched...! While Kurt Cobain was still alive...! Games to play with your friends! Culture takes a victim! My favorite holiday! Apartment hunters! You call 'em homeless. I call 'em hobos! Dangerman vs. malnutrition! The Dangerman saga! The First Daughter! Nitzer Ebb commercial! Enter: the Maggot! Puberty vs. nightclubbing! Merry Christmas, Jerk! Puppy vs. unemployment! Enter: The Goremonger! I'll take Manhattan! Gross-out contest (true story)! Slammin' with Manhattan! I think this really happened once...! Puppy's first college buddy! ____________________________________________________________
>> Prehistoric crap here! Everything's beachy keen! Armpit vs. the Anti-Christ! Cool World! Off to college! Puppy vs. cruisers! Armpit & Puppy's graduation! Senior prom! High school field guide! JFK! Zits! Bob Adams tribute strip! Cooties! Armpit vs. Durk! While Michael Hutchence was still alive...! Putting the "psycho" in "psychology!" Buster Moves! Dramarama Mama! Revenge of Club Neo! Parker Lewis still can't lose! Nevada Day RULES! Total KRAP! Armpit vs. the Rhetoric teacher! Say cheeseball! Armpit vs. the whole student body! Road trip! Armpit gets his 'Jerk on! Puppy's units! Slangin' around with Rocket & Sunset! Runaway Rocket! The floor was packed with sweaty torsos! Rebecca Jennings! Wanda Kitsmiller! Armpit vs. minimum wage! It all began here! ____________________________________________________________
>> Technicolor crap here! Goremonger vs. science! (COLOR!) Games people play! (COLOR!) Manhattan & Roxy's blind date! (COLOR!) Phil DaPage vs. Johnny Cha-Cha! (COLOR!) ____________________________________________________________
>> Doc Splatter's "The Gore Score" here! Why Can't I Be You?* Breasticles!* Freddy, Jason or Alien?* Torture porn!* Get it right the first time! Shark-dressed man! Six six six! The end of The Gore Score! Bob the Babysplitter! Vampire hookers! Exploding genitals! I bet I hooked up with Elvira! Doc Splatter award-winner! Zombie with marital problems! Have some class! Rage against the machine! Death raft! Phone Phetish! Don't be a pussy! Nice melons! Oh, my achin' ankle! Pie to die for! Faced! Wanna see something REALLY scary...? Don't lose your head! Bad doggy! Trick or Trick! Honeymoon's over! Halloween 5! Is this Bad Taste? Gross (out) anatomy! And the nominees are...! Wussy vampire! Lycanthrope babe! Death threat! Laffy Taffy! Now that's a Sun of a Gun! Hillbillies! Gory category! Bloodiest movie! Gore War! Necrophilia! Zombies! Halloween 4! ____________________________________________________________
* denotes new addition to the morgue
