GREEDO DID NOT SHOOT FIRST! (Disclaimer to the above strip)

The following digital remastering occurred:

• Minor art fixes for sake of online clarity.
• Sexy Mario Bros. costume exists, folks. Check out yandy.com for more shopping ideas!
• The jingle went like this: "Frosted Cthulhu Crunch -- It's Unspeakably Delicious!"
• In order to make Cthulhu more kid-friendly, he wore a little porkpie hat.