GREEDO DID NOT SHOOT FIRST! (Disclaimer to the above strip)

The following digital remastering occurred:

• Minor art fixes for sake of online clarity.
• Doc S. Laughter is based -- more or less -- on my cousin Amy Slaughter.
• Actual letter by Zachary Simon, long-time Cool Jerk reader and Armpit Beachhead doppelganger. When he presented this letter to me at San Diego Comic-Con, he was dressed as the Lolipop King. He was in full character, including voice. Search Flickr. I could not stop laughing. His letter, also, brought tears to my eyes.