My veal pen for 2005. T-Shirts, collectible
business cards, buttons, stickers, sampler books, hats,
Jones soda and a thong.
Even MORE crap for all!
David Poller, yours truly and Jason Childs at the
table.
If Gotham's defenders are here... who's
protecting the city?
I guess that leaves Batgirl, whose shift begins
in an hour.
And here's the movie version of Nightwing.
Two candy-powered 'Jerk fans, Kim the Cat and
Ian.
The source of the aforementioned candy. He looks
more like Elton John than Johnny Depp, tho.
"How much do you like Cool Jerk?"
"THIS much!"
Other days they were dressed as Hulk and
She-Hulk, Flash (below) and Catwoman, two members of the
Green Lantern Corps and -- I think -- Vision and Scarlet
Witch.
The dude was commando. Swear.
Sweet Jesus. This guy makes Jack Nicholson look
like an old woman. And (seriously) he's a Cool Jerk
subscriber!
The ass of the Fastest Man Alive! (this one's for
all the ladies)
The Sentinel of Liberty better not skimp on the
relish.
Another Black Canary, Catwoman, Batman (in back)
and Harley Quinn.
Doc Splatter's colleague, straight from London --
Shawn (of the Dead)!
Hey, zombie! Watch out for Shawn!!
Spider-Man nemesis Electro! The fingertips really
shot electricity, I think.
Dark Phoenix stopped by to annihilate the
hemisphere.
Jack Black was hangin' around, talking smack and
promoting "King Kong."
Gene Simmons looking skeezier than ever.
One of the best costumes at the 'Con...
...and one of the worst (hint: Dr. Doom doesn't
have "dirty pillows").
Another celeb. I always dug his song "Rock You
Like a Hurricane."
Scarlet Witch and Vision. Homeboy's mask was too
high so you can see his chin bulging out of the costume's
neck... among other bulges.
He's got a Question for you: what's the matter
with the dude over his right shoulder?!?
"So, what're you gonna wear to the 'Con today?"
"Oh, I was thinking my denim short-shorts,
striped leggings and my Sidewinder missile bra."
